Manifesto against go-getters
1). As I am not a go-getter, I denounce those who are.
2). Since being a go-getter is the socially acceptable ideal of a succesful person,
I represent the unacceptable.
3). The size of a go-getter's wallet is directly opposed to the size of their belly.
4). A go-getter should not be confused with a go-go dancer. One is moving forward,
the other is dancing as fast as they can.
5). Go-getting is not a survival skill. It is an ego trip.
6). Go-getters make good hood ornaments.
7). A go-getter is beautiful to those who go get.
8). Those who do not go get, teach.
9). The opposite of a go-getter is one who has already gotten.
10). Therefore, go-getters never actually GET, they can only go.
11). To go is to get less.
12). Get going.
13). Don't go. Get.
14). Get lost.