Wednesday, July 16, 2008

A waste of my motherfucking life!





TWELVE ALL STAR GAMES IN A ROW FOR THE AL!

DID YOU HEAR ME ASSHOLES? DID YOU GET THAT?

TWELVE!!!!!!!!

What in God's fucking name will it take for those pussys from the NL to finally show some God Damned fucking heart and win one of these fucking pieces of shit? The NL has become the biggest bunch of losers I have ever fucking seen. Fuck them and fuck the players who represent them.

Are you fucking kidding me? Russell Fucking Martin showed what a man he was behind the plate and that hick red neck Benedict Arnold from Georgia, J.D. Christ, GETS THE MV...FUCKING...P? WHAT KIND OF KISS MY FUCKING ASS BULLSHIT IS THAT?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAN. I WAS FUCKING THIRTY FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD THE LAST TIME THESE AVERAGE BUNCH OF SHITHEADS WON THIS FUCKING THING. KISS MY FUCKING ASS. WHAT A GODDAMNED FUCKING DISGRACE FOR THE NL TO LOSE LIKE THIS.

I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THE ALL STAR GAME. THAT'S IT, CUNTHEADS!!!FUCK OFF! DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS SHIT. I'VE WATCHED MY LAST FUCKING GAME, DUDE. NO FUCKING HORSE RACING...NO FUCKING ALL STAR GAMES. KISS MY FUCKING YID ASS AND LICK MY BALLS YOU WORTHLESS, NO TALENT PIECE OF SHIT CLINT FUCKING HURDLE. ASSHOLE HAS NO CHANCE OF GOING ANYWHERE AND HE COULD GIVE A SHIT, JUST LIKE LAST YEAR WHEN FUCKING LARUSSA WOULDN'T PUT IN PUJOLS BECAUSE HE WASN'T A HUNDRED PERCENT. HOW MANY FUCKING ONE RUN LOSSES DOES THIS MAKE NOW? LIKE FUCKING TEN, OR SOME SORRY SHIT LIKE THAT?



EAT SHIT!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!DON'T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE. THE NATIONAL LEAGUE DESERVES EVERY SINGLE LAST WORTHLESS FUCKED UP SHIT THAT HAPPENS TO THEM.

WASTE MY FUCKING TIME. KISS MY FUCKING KIKE ASS!!!! WITH FUCKING WILLY MAYS IN THE HOUSE. ARE YOU KIDDING MY FUCKING JEW ASS? FUCK YOU!!!

TOMMY LASORDA HAS MORE PRIDE IN HIS COLON THAN YOU WORHTLESS DICKHEADS!!!

I'M DONE WITH THIS FUCKED UP LEAGUE!!!!! THE NATIONAL LEAGUE IS DEAD TO ME!!!!!

5 Comments:

Blogger Michael Pascoe said...

Wow, did the wrong team win, I’m kind of confused?

I think this is horse shit. Not because the NL lost. . . again. The All Star game is fun to watch, but it means nothing. The important thing is to watch a bunch of high paid players try to come together as a team. This is not an easy thing to do because baseball is a team game and these guys had how many days to play together?

This went into extra innings, so it’s a win/ win because both teams played hard. It’s a win/win except that Bud (kiss my ass) Selig thought that the All Star game should be played with the same intensity as a World Series game. It can’t and shouldn’t. Do you hear me. . . it shouldn’t.

Now, Selig puts in a bullshit rule that the winner gets homefield advantage. What happens if the AL wins ten more in a row? Yeah, what now Stephen Hawking look a like? It’s too bad you are not as smart as he is.

Or what happens if the NL starts to win ten years in a row? They will have homefield advantage for ten years in a row. This is dumb. Come on. You are going to let players from teams that have no way of getting to the World Series decide the fate of those that do.

Reward the team that worked hard for it. Let them get homefield advantage.

And take a pill. If you really want to test the mettle of these players, let them play a series. Of course this would not be feasible, but one game can’t tell who is the best. It’s for fun, man.

8:10 AM  
Blogger Tony Forkush said...

Exactly, Michael. This game should be fun for the fans and for the players. To place an artificial incentive such as home field advantage over the game is one of the stupidest things Selig could possibly have done. It's just another shit star in the career of, without question, the worst commissioner the sport has ever seen. Who gives a shit about attendance being up, and all that crap. The bottom line is that it has imbalanced the leagues even worse and the NL may have no choice but to seriously consider the adoption of the DH to begin to equalize their league, which will completely ruin the game, in my opinion.
I didn't even mention the classless NY Yankee fans chanting "over-rated" at Scott Papelbom, reliever for the RedSox, with his pregnant wife and family there to watch him. Say what you will, the Yankee fans are the lowest form of life in the world.

3:11 PM  
Blogger JamieB. said...

7/16/08
8:10pm

***NEWSFLASH***

ESPN Analyst and former MLB General Manager, Steve Phillips, has gone on record and called the Dodgers the Western Division team to look out for in second half.
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Steve Phillips and the pitiful nature of the division aside, I personally would love this though I hate and don't respect the Dodgers (not just because they massacred me this year.) Such a thing would not only make Tony Forkush happy it would shut his bloomin' pie hole. See, we don't have to worry about our precious little Tewny, as long as he's curled up at home with Mr. Boo-Boo - Go Dodgers~! Tony's post here reads like it was written with his own feces - let's get that out of the way. It's the flippin' All-Star game, dingles - you're hysterical and overreacting like you're Adrian Brody in a bad Italian-hallucination film.
Pascoe is a better Dodger fan than Forkush (because he's more hopeful) so he deserves all the joy he gets. Tony deserves misery even in his joy. Go Dodgers~!

8:12 PM  
Blogger Michael Pascoe said...

Selig is the worst commissioner in a sport that has always had bad commissioners starting with the first. Landis’ decided with an iron fist and his word was God. His first decision as commissioner for banning the eight players from Chicago was fascist and should have been challenged. You can’t charge someone one with a crime after the rules have been posted. The jail cells would be filled. Besides, the courts ruled those eight players innocent. His personal opinion should not have mattered.

Just like the current steroid controversy, baseball asked for this. They let it go on and when they finally made a ruling on it, they wanted to punish those that came before them. For shame. How about punishing management that turned a blind eye?

The only commissioner that I liked was Peter Ueberroth. I guess he couldn’t stand the soap opera of Major League baseball because he resigned soon after.

The trouble is you get people that are so far removed from the sport, they try to rule it like a business. The best commissioners in sports is basketball and football. Up until recently, I thought David Stern was a good commish. Lately it seems that something seems a foul and I can’t place it.

Pete Rozelle was the best commissioner in any sport. Football thrived to this day because of him. Even though I don’t think they have a good one now, Rozelle laid the groundwork that is in effect today.

Any kid watching sports can tell you that whoever has the best regular season record should have the homefield advantage. I think we should get Rev Jackson to cut Selig’s nuts off.

9:45 AM  
Blogger JamieB. said...

Corkush,
Get on your job or Pascoe is taking over. Well done.

10:58 PM  

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