Thursday, May 08, 2008

Who can make a rainbow...?

Gabcast! Stop this noise in my head #10 - The Candy Store of his own Making.

You choose the self-proclaimed "messiah" that Los Angeles psychotherapist Rachel Bernstein is talking about on Larry King live.
A). Jesus
B). Obama
C). Cult Leader Wayne Bent


Blogger Jerry'O said...

"I choose 'D', Koboba llama! I've got a golden tiiicket (la, la, la), I've got a goooooolden tiiiickeeet!.. Thank you, Mister Willy. Did I win a trip to the chocky factree?"

"Well, Charlie, that depends... Did you graduate from college?"


"Hmmm... Are you white?"

"Well, does one parent count?"

Well... no... You see, you're not quite part of the a... the base, you know..? What about a Gas Tax Holiday..? Are you for that?"

"You mean, the Let Them Eat Cake Gas Plan?"

"I see, you're not for that either... Well, you're just not a part of our base..."

"Your base..."

"Yes, you're just not a part of it. You're just too elitist, and obviously deluded... Perhaps even under a spell... Has anyone given you any free sunglasses lately which enable you to see otherwise normal looking people as skeleton-like aliens..?"


"Nevermind... No, Charles I'm afraid the chocky factree is off limits to all Scientologists (except Tom Cruise. Did you see him on Oprah? Da Bomb!)... No, sorry, only Hillbots need apply."

"But I gotta tickee!!!"

"Tickee, tavi, ricki, Comme ci, comme ca, que sara sarah..."

"Remember, remember, the fifth of November--"

"Don't be morbid-- hey, what's that... a knife..? Put that away, you--"

"Viva la Revolucion!"


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Koboba llama for President!

7:25 PM  
Blogger Michael Pascoe said...

Oompa Loompa doopy do,
I got another riddle for you.
If you are wise you'll listen to me,
Like the Oompa Loompa doopy do.

When you are black you're not one of us
Even though you can ride in the front of the bus
Playing basketball is all you can do
What can you make of that
A million dollar contract.

Oompa Loompa doopy dee
If you are black you'll listen to me
Being a wasp will get you real far
Like the Oompa Loopa doopy do.

10:01 AM  

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