No tacos for you!
According to news reports out of New York, Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig and Director of Baseball Operations Bob Dupuy have revoked the Tuesday "free taco night" in America promotion offered by Taco Bell scheduled for today between 2:00PM and 6:00PM. Instead they have approved the use of "coupons" for other promotional considerations such as Las Vegas vacations, Waterworld Summer Water Parks (Tampa and Orlando Florida parks only), and limited Credit Card starter interest rate reductions for any Major League Baseball Credit Card applications, including Triple and Double AA affiliations.
When asked about the hungry and needy of America, Selig simply responded "We asked for a Churro to be added to make up for the suspended game last night, but Taco Bell responded with an emphatic 'Play Ball you Asshole', and then hung up on me".
Dupuy had not additional comment, but was seen to be driving in and out of Taco Bell outlets in the Tri-County area.