Thursday, August 03, 2006

Hmm...let's see.

Say the word "Mumbai". Okay, very good. Now, say the word "Darfur". Excellent! Or how about "Madrid". Wow! Nice job. Home of the Flamenco Gypsies, right?

Now try "Arab". Kind of like saying "Klingon" huh? "Saudi", kind of melts in your mouth. "Jordanian", "Egyptian", "Syrian"...kind of feels like Cecil B. Demille. Try "Palestinian". Nah. I'm not sure what's weaker, the word or the people.

Now say the word "Jew".

Or, how about "Israel".


I can feel your lip curl. Am I right? I can feel the bile rising up in your esophagus (unless you use that little purple pill Nexium). Your fists get tight, symbolically protecting your money. I can see that twisted, angry smirk as you try to say it with your best Mel Gibson accent...Go can do it, if you try...


The cause of all the wars, all the ills, all the grief of this little, tiny, teeny ball of dust here in the backwaters of the Milky Way.

How could they?

Man has been fighting for as long as sticks were invented, and before. Animals fight for survival and instinct. But when the Jew fights...Oh out...its for blood. Yours and mine.

Oh, and don't forget that "chosen" thing. That one really gets my goat.

Blood libel, Communism, Zionism, Hollywood, Nazis, Tel Aviv, Haifa, Jersalem, Hatikvah, Adonai, Black September, PLO, Hizbollah, Hamas, Europe all together, The Christians, The New Testament, Corned Beef on Rye, Gefilte Fish (the biggest culprit of them all, no doubt), Brisket, Uzi, Munich, The Old Temple, Temple Mount, The Torah, Tuna fish sandwiches, Bagels, Lox, Cream Cheese, Jackie Mason, Milton Berle, Jerry Lewis, Woody Allen, Einstein, Golda Meir, Moshe Dayan...

Jesus Christ and Auschwitz.


Jesus Christ and Auschwitz.